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Born: July 4, 1976

Musical Influences: Graham Parker, John Prine, Tom Petty

Early Life: Growing up in Champaign, Illinois, a town dominated by the presence of the University of Illinois, Juan was noted as both a good student and a mischevious one. Faldo Cornblossom, one of Juan's former teachers remembers Juan not only enjoying dissecting frogs, but volunteering to eat them as well. Another Champaign-Urbana legend recalls Juan hiding Limberger cheese in the teachers lounge, creating a foul odor that lasted for weeks.  Nonetheless, Juan denies involvement to this day, claiming only "Skipper set me up."